Imagine you and Liam's child at preschool
Teacher: Okay so what number comes after 1?
Your child: 2
Teacher: What comes after 2?
Your child: 3
Teacher: What comes after 3?
Your child: Flick!
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The Swagmaster From Doncaster!

omfg

im cracking up omfg hahaha
Me: Can i have your babies?
Allstar Weekend: ....What?
Me: Can i have your autograph?
Allstar Weekend: Oh, it sounded like something else..
Me: What did you think i said?
Allstar Weekend: Can you have my babies.
Me: Well, if you're offering. Sure.
Allstar Weekend: But i wasn't-
Me: Yolo. Now off with your clothes.
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